odour is especially frustrating, because it can leave you feeling
unclean and gross, even if that's not the case.
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
FOR LADIES – 4 TOP CAUSES OF A SMELLY PRIVATE PART
odour is especially frustrating, because it can leave you feeling
unclean and gross, even if that's not the case.
8 SIGNS HE ONLY WANTS TO SLEEP WITH YOU
We all know that guys hate talking on the phone, but if you're never
hearing the sound of his voice, that could spell trouble. "If I have
hung out with a girl a few times and I'm still...
ASUU STRIKE WILL END SOON - FG ASSURES
negotiations" it has made with aggrieved lecturers, the ongoing strike
embarked upon by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) will
soon come to an end.
Disclosing this after the Federal Executive Council (FEC) meeting,
Minister of Information, Mr. Labaran Maku who appealed to both parents
and university students to be patient with government and show more
understanding, added that since the industrial action began, the
federal government had been seriously disturbed over the social costs
that would be incurred by the disruption of academic calendar.
Maku said, "The federal government has been far more worried than you
think concerning the strike in tertiary institutions, because of the
disruption of the school calendar. And so government is concerned and
very worried. From the onset, government has been negotiating with
ASUUthrough the ministry of labour and productivity and the ministry
of education. As at today, we know that these negotiations are going
on and itis our expectation that this strike will not get more
protracted and that an understanding will be reached soon enough to
enable our students return back to school.
"So, we are appealing to our people, particularly, parents and
children of thisnation to bear with us, to show more understanding and
we pray that this type of strike will not re-occur, because the public
school system suffers a lot of damage with the perennial strikes. The
universities have been relatively stable since the advent of this
administration.
ASUU VOWS TO CONTINUE STRIKE UNTILL FG AGREES TO DEMAMDS
expressed the resolve of members to stay at home for up to 10 years
than call off the current strike action embarked upon by the union
five weeks ago, if the Federal Government continues to shy away from
the agreement it reached with the union in 2009.
President Goodluck Jonathan had Tuesday, approved the implementation
of the recommendation of the government committee on repositioning of
federal and state universities.
But the Benin Zone of ASUU described as a shame, government's refusal
to meet its endof the Memorandum of Understanding, MOU, entered with
ASUU in 2009, wherein government promised to release N100 billion
immediately out of the N500billion it agreed to pay.
The Zonal Coordinator, Benin zone of ASUU, Dr. Ighalo Sunny, said
yesterday, that part of the MOU signed in 2012 between the Federal
Government and the union was that government will increase the yearly
budgetary allocation to the educational sector to 26 per cent among
others.
He said: "It is sad that government has failed to fulfill the
agreement on the universities. The N500 billion is not to pay
lecturers but to fund infrastructural decay in Nigerian universities.
What that means is that government has not shown readiness to
implementsame. For us, the solution is simple, honour and implement
fully the 2009 FGN/ASUU agreement. We believe that the 2009 agreement
is the antidote to the debilitating crisis bedevilling Nigerian
universities."
Describing the rumour that ASUU will soon call-off the strike as a
folktale, he noted that the union appreciates the interest shown by
stakeholders and groups in the crisis, " but that will not stop us
from finding lasting solution to the decay in our education sector.
So, even if it takes us another 10 years, we will remain at home until
the right thing is done."
FINALLY INEC REGISTERS APC
the application by three political parties – the Action Congress of
Nigeria (ACN), the All Nigeria Peoples Party (ANPP) and the Congress
for Progressive Change (CPC) – to merge into one, to be known as the
All Progressives Congress (APC).
According to a statement issued by the secretary to the commission,
Abdullahi A. Kaugama, on considering the application, the INEC found
that the applicant-parties have met all statutory requirements for the
merger, and has accordingly granted their request.
The statement noted that the commission had approved the withdrawal of
the individual certificates of the applicant-parties, and the issuance
of a single certificate to the All Progressives Congress (APC).
ADMISSION LIST WILL BE RELEASED ON FRIDAY: INDICES WILL BE HIGH - VC
said"We are in a computer age, this is to prevent candidate from
falling into the hands of thieves, the number of candidates who wants
to be admitted into unizik are 94000, 88000 applied through JAMB UTME,
Direct Entry and affiliated universities summed it to 94,000.
Pre-science and diploma students have not been counted, above 40,000
wrote the Post UTME exam, the score indices i.e cut off mark will be
high."
The PUME scores are used to balance jamb score of candidates...!
We wish all applicants luck!
FACULTY OF ARTS PRESIDENT, SHOWS PACKS
education president's packs and decided to flaunt his... "Sexy too"
WHY YOU SHOULD DATE IN YOUR UNIVERSITY DAYS - USN READER
their better half. Let me tell you this short story. I met my
boyfriend in the university and we've been dating since then. Been
almost 4yrs now and I tell you, he (MTL) is the best thing that has
happened to me.
He's not entirely rich, and he's not poor. But he gives me what he has
and what I ask from him. And no, I'm not ugly, poor, cripple, blind or
dumb. I'm a pretty and an intelligent girl. We may have our problems
(which are usually mighty) but I've got his back and he's got mine. I
appreciate him and I tell anyone who cares to listen.
Back to men. When the right girl comes your way, you'll know. Don't
look for the richest, the most popular, the best dressed, etc. Look
for the girl that sits at the back of the lecture hall and has an A at
the end of the semester.
Look for the girl who is an SU than a girl who prefers clubbing every
Friday night. Look for the girl who would rather study with you than
use your money to pay someone who will write her exams for her.
Marriages these days end in divorce because you don't know who you're
married too. A person's character is better revealed in the university
because that's the first opportunity the person has at freedom. Be
guided!
PRESIDENT POLYMER AND TEXTILE ENGR. GRADUATES
Level: Graduate, Lol
Congrats to him...
APGA DISOWNS GOV. OBI - CHIEF UMEH PEACE MEETING IN AWKA YESTERDAY
surprised that our Deputy National Leader, Governor Peter Obi could
unilaterally meet with our erstwhile National Chairman Chief Victor
Umeh and the Anambra State chapter of the party in Awka today as part
of the reconciliation process.
The Maxi Okwu-led APGA frowns at this turn of event and disowns the
purported reconciliation as it was neither informed nor involved in
this pseudo-peace meeting. We believe it is a giant step backward in
our collective efforts at restoring peace in our great party.
We are aware that this panicky reconciliation by Governor Obi is due
to the Local Government and Governorship Elections in Anambra State in
October and November 2013respectively.
A fire brigade peace process that the party leadership and major
stakeholders were not involved cannot address the perennial problems
in the party.
The authentic APGA leadership with Barr. Okwu as National Chairman
will soon meet and take position on this and other crucial party
issues.
REPORTING: Francis Ede
Senior Media Assistant to
APGA National Chairman, Barr. Maxi Okwu
THE RETURN OF THE PIED PIPER OF R&B
album, "Write me back" with his latest song called "My story" which
features rave rapper of the moment 2 Chainz. This hypnotic offering
is fresh off his upcoming 12th album predictably titled "Black
Panties".
My story was released to a global army of fans yesterday (29th of
July) and is already receiving rave reviews and comments from the
faithful who have followed him from his first album "Born into the
90s" and re-introduce him to a whole new generation of fans who
probably weren't born when he made his debut.
Close followers of R may recall that he performed this track at the
2013 BET Awards earlier this year. A bodacious song carried by some
tight throbbing guitar play interspersed by some mean percussion that
gets your head bobbing. 2 Chainz as usual throws down brilliantly
The track is an emphatic return by a consummate artist who we have
come to associate with fantastic music. No wonder Billboard in 2011
named him the R & B artiste of the last 25 years.
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
LAGOS COMMISSIONER QUITS TO JOIN FIRST BANK
resignation of his Commissioner for Finance, Mr Tokunboh Abiru. He
commended him for rendering meritorious service to the State. He spoke
at the State Executive Council meeting.
Fashola announced that the Commissioner was leaving to take up an
appointment as Executive Director of First Bank of Nigeria Plc and a
Board member of FBN Holdings Plc. He said he gave commendable service
to the state within his short but impactful stay in office.
Abiru, a Fellow of the Institute of Chartered Accountants and
professional banker joined the State's public service from the First
Bank of Nigeria Plc where he has had over two decades of a successful
career, serving variously as Group Head Corporate Banking and Business
Development Manager among others.
Abiru's appointment with the bank will take effect from August 1.
NEWLY CONSTRUCTED MASS. COMM. FLOOR QUAKES
environmental scientist here? teach us...?
IFITE LIGHT IS A DREAM COME TRUE - VC
that are not officially released to the press, we thank PHCN/Federal
Ministry of power and steel for their good gesture, we wrote a memo to
PHCN/ Minister of Power, Abuja, Enugu power station, zonal PHCN
manager awka, we travelled from Nibo power station to agu-awka power
station from there to Enugu power station and to abuja finally.
We now use Enugu-Onitsha power tension line and agu-awka power
station. Its JONATHAN making, We spent oven N15M to attach our self to
agu-Awka power station.
It will cut-down noise pollution, cost of fuel from generator sets.
We appreciate that students realised this, we are delighted.
UNIZIK MUSIC ACT OF THE WEEK
was here dropped online months ago, although it hasn't got much
airplay but this is a real hit. It might amaze you to know he is a
student of unizik. Just click the download button to feel the groove
and also anticipate his next single titled FLYING!!!
DOWNLOAD AND ENJOY:
http://www.naijabambam.com/2012/10/music-kenchukz-washere/
ZIKITES TUNE
post on judgment day!
WHO I'M I TO JUDGE GAY PEOPLE - POPE FRANCIS
when quizzed about gay priests during his transatlantic flight home
following a week-long trip to Brazil...
"Pope Francis reached out to gays on Monday, saying he wouldn't judge
priests for their sexual orientation...."If someone is gay and he
searches for the Lord and has good will, who am I to judge?"Francis
asked. Below is a longer version (and slightly different translation)
of the Pope's quote viaNCR:
"When I meet a gay person, I have to distinguish between their being
gay and being part of a lobby. If they accept the Lord and have good
will, who am I to judge them? They shouldn't be marginalised. The
tendency to homosexuality] is not the problem...they're our brothers."
SUNDAY MBA RANKED 24TH BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD BY GOAL.COM
likes of Ibrahimovic, suarez, isco, mata and lampard. Hazard and Oscar
didnt even make the list MESSI is the world best player this year more
info at
A first-time entry for both player and country, Sunday Mba has been
Nigeria's revelation over the last year.
The midfielder's inclusion, along with five other home-based players,
in Nigeria's Africa Cup of Nations squad raised eyebrows but the
24-year-old played better thanmany of the nation's more heralded
foreign contingent.
Having started the tournament on the bench, Mba was Nigeria's hero in
the knockout stages. He scored the winner in the quarter-final against
Cote d'Ivoire to spell the end for Didier Drogba's trophyless 'golden
generation'. Then in the final itself, Mba fired home the only goal
against Burkina Faso to gift Nigeria their first Afcon title since
1994.
The 24-year-old was also one of Nigeria's best performers at the
Confederations Cupand has helped to draw attention to the depth of
talent in the Nigerian league.
A drawn out transfer tussle between Warri Wolves - who own the player
and his full transfer rights - and new club Enugu Rangers - where he
will stay on loan until the end of the league season in September -
mean he has played just a single domestic game, scoring one goal.
NIGERIA
GAMES: 10
GOALS: 3
ASSISTS: 0
ENUGU RANGERS
GAMES: 1
GOALS: 1
ASSISTS: 0
HONOURS: AFRICA CUP OF NATIONS
Monday, July 29, 2013
UNIZIK POST UTME RESULTS OUT
been marked and will be uploaded TODAY,
TO CHECK: Click here
Goodluck to candidates!
FACULTY OF EDUCATION PRESIDENT, SHOWS OFF PACKS
LAGOS STATE GOVT. WILL SEAL YOUR HOUSE IF YOU DISPLAY CLOTHES OUTSIDE INDISCRIMINATELY
State Government will seal up any building where residentsdisplay
their clothes outside indiscriminately.
According to him, spreading of washed clothes on fences, frontage of
buildings and bridge railings have become the norm in some parts of
the state and the practice constitutes a nuisance to the environment.
Tough actions would be taken against erringpersons. Houses where
compound residents also hang their clothes outside will be sealed, Mr
Bello concluded.
LAWMA officials have also been directed to pack those clothes as
refuse wherever they see them.
CHIOMA CHUKWUKA BURIES MUM
last week Thursday in their home town. May her soul rest in peace.
IN MY DREAM YUNG6IX'S CASH KAMP WAS KAMP BY CHIKA NWACHUKU
I had this friend of mine, he was friends with Ereku Gbemi, he has
told me that he had to be there for the show* kept saying something
about kash kamp going to do a takeover for over some months lately so
we weren't missing the show in NY from his tour!
I was kinda eager to know what's up with the kash kamp game as I knew
ORGANIZERS OF INSOMNIA SLATE CRITICS
Am sure we all know d meaning of beign dubious? U all saw we came with
d awards but d awardees came @ different time which made it impossible
for us to hold itearlier. Talking of d gate, it will amaze u dat onli
20 ppl paid 4 a show dat had ova 300ppl in attendance, FACTS PROOVEN!!
We are comrades let's always watch how we judge odas on social sites.
We conveniently planned for a few and saw much.. LO the outcome. Thank
u ziko,kk and baba jay 4 ur understanding. Pls we sorry 4 any
inconveniences it cost u but we all wuld agree it rily ROCKED.
ZIKITES TUNE
Vegas..All u ve to do is list the Names of the 5000 pple Jesus fed.
ASUU DENIES PLAN TO CALL OFF STRIKE
Sunday, July 28, 2013
GOOD MORNING JESUS
Dere re several lessons 2 b learnt 4rm d Shunammite woman of 2Kings
4:18-26,one of dese is dat in her time of need,she cried persistently
4 help until she got it.Anoda aspect 4 which she must be commended is
dat wen her son died,she did not immediately set out 4 d man of God bt
first exercised her faith by placing d boy on d bed of d man of God.It
was wen d matter was beyond her faith dat she set out 2 meet d man of
God.Today,many Christians re very lazy.Dey hardly exercise deir faith
in time of crisis.Dey re used 2 calling one person or d oda ova d most
trivial matter.Wat happens if dere is crisis nd dere is no one u can
call? Start trusting in d Lord.God wants u 2 grow.If only u can
exercise ur personal faith,no matter hw small,it wil begin 2 grow.Wen
d boy failed 2 wake up on d bed of d man of God,she decided 2 take d
matter 2 d man of God himself.Sighting her 4rm afar,Elisha sent Gehazi
his servant 2 her bt she failed 2 disclose her problem 2 him.Dis
raises d question of credibility nd integrity.If as a minister of God
pple cannot share confidential matters wit u,it may b dat u rate quite
low in integrity.If u re loose tongued nd wat is shared wit u in
secret filters out,nd probably bcoms common knowledge,den u wil end up
overseeing strangers.Are u trustworthy as a leader? Moreover,wen she
got 2 d man of God,she grabbed his feet,resolving nt 2 leave him.D
reason many pple re stil nursing deir problem is bcus dey re too
quiet.If u keep quiet,God will assume dat u re enjoying d situation,so
He too wil be silent on d matter.A widow of one of d sons of d
prophets had a serious financial problem dat could hav led 2 her
untimely death nd she kept quiet.It was wen she cried out dat God
arose 4 her. Wat situation re u or ur family in? Cry out today nd d
Lord will come 2 ur rescue.
4:18-26,one of dese is dat in her time of need,she cried persistently
4 help until she got it.Anoda aspect 4 which she must be commended is
dat wen her son died,she did not immediately set out 4 d man of God bt
first exercised her faith by placing d boy on d bed of d man of God.It
was wen d matter was beyond her faith dat she set out 2 meet d man of
God.Today,many Christians re very lazy.Dey hardly exercise deir faith
in time of crisis.Dey re used 2 calling one person or d oda ova d most
trivial matter.Wat happens if dere is crisis nd dere is no one u can
call? Start trusting in d Lord.God wants u 2 grow.If only u can
exercise ur personal faith,no matter hw small,it wil begin 2 grow.Wen
d boy failed 2 wake up on d bed of d man of God,she decided 2 take d
matter 2 d man of God himself.Sighting her 4rm afar,Elisha sent Gehazi
his servant 2 her bt she failed 2 disclose her problem 2 him.Dis
raises d question of credibility nd integrity.If as a minister of God
pple cannot share confidential matters wit u,it may b dat u rate quite
low in integrity.If u re loose tongued nd wat is shared wit u in
secret filters out,nd probably bcoms common knowledge,den u wil end up
overseeing strangers.Are u trustworthy as a leader? Moreover,wen she
got 2 d man of God,she grabbed his feet,resolving nt 2 leave him.D
reason many pple re stil nursing deir problem is bcus dey re too
quiet.If u keep quiet,God will assume dat u re enjoying d situation,so
He too wil be silent on d matter.A widow of one of d sons of d
prophets had a serious financial problem dat could hav led 2 her
untimely death nd she kept quiet.It was wen she cried out dat God
arose 4 her. Wat situation re u or ur family in? Cry out today nd d
Lord will come 2 ur rescue.
Saturday, July 27, 2013
WE'LL WIPE OUT BOKO HARAM - NIGERIAN ARMY
members of the Boko Haram would not deter it from crushing the
terrorist group.
The Army said yesterday that the death of 15 soldiers killed by
members of the Boko Haram would not deter it from crushing the
terrorist group.
It also declared its willingness and capability of defeating all
terrorist groups which are hampering Nigeria's peace and stability.
The Chief of Army Staff (COAS), Lt. General Onyeabor Azubuike
Ihejirika, who disclosed this in Abuja yesterday at the burial of the
soldiers, said they died in their zeal and gallantry efforts to ensure
that terrorism and insurgency are defeated so that our country can
enjoy the much desired peace.
The Army chief, while commiserating with the bereaved families, said
their death was not just a monumental loss to their relations, the
Armed Forces, security agencies, but to the entire country and Africa
where they fought and died for peace to reign. He said the deathof
thesoldiers would further strengthen the military to wipe out
terrorism.
He prayed God to grant the bereaved families the fortitude to bear
thegreat loss, while promising that the Army will assist them and
ensure they get all the entitlements as soon as possible.
APPLICATION FOR ADMISSION TO POSTGRADUATE COURSES FOR THE 2013/2014 ACADEMIC SESSION
time or part-time admissions to the postgraduate courses offered by
Nnamdi Azikiwe University for the 2013/2014 academic year.
POSTGRADUATE DEGREE AMD DOIPLOMA COURSES AVAILABLE:
PGD, MA, PGDE, MLIS, M,Sc, M.Ed, M.Sc (Ed), PhD, LL.M, M.Eng, MPA,
MBA, MPH, M.Pharm,.
Faculty of Arts
STUDENT-COUPLE OF THE DAY
&
Miss Ada, Faculty Of Bio-sciences
Congratulations to them, we trust to hear the clang of wedding bells soon.
NOTE: Proud of your relationship, and wanna be the couple of the day,
send your couple-photo and name to: Ziksugnews@gmail.com,
FAQ: Is it free?
ANSWER: Maybe or maybe not!
DATE/OTHERS FOR BIG BROTHER UNIZIK - COMR. CINDY UDOYE
"Nite of a thousand laugh" will be the grand finale that is the night
of Nov. 1st.
- Sale of form starts 1st week of october,
- Audition comes up d 2 week
- 3rd week publicity (tour round al universities in anambra)
- 4th week thee qualified candidates will enter the house.
NOTE: Form is 5,000 only
There will be Gate fee for the "Night of a thousand Laugh"!
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF HEALTH COMMENDS UNIZIK VC AND STUDENTS
federal ministry of health commends our vice chancellor Prof. B. C
Egboka and Students of the great citadel of learning.
Mrs. G.I Aguocha, the zonal Co-ordinator National Blood transfusion
(south-East) appreciated immensely the students of Unizik for the
voluntary blood donation. In her words "they are someone's hero for a
second chance to life", the humanitarian gesture has given hope, joy
nd love to many that had lost hope of living. She prayed for God's
blessing on all those who donated blood to save lives. Mrs. Aguocha
urged all to pss on the message of voluntary, non-remunerated blood
donation to others.
REACTIONS AFTER INSOMNIA
Fucked Up - Comr. Nuelis Embeekay
Glitzy, Bug nd others are all FAILED people - Don Jazzy.
The HYPE about INSOMNIA was practically over exaggerated by the
organisers as the event didn't live up to expectations. It turned out
to be without any visible organisation or order - Comr. Ezuma Julian.
The organisers are just after th ticket money. Let's simply call them
all SCAMMERS - Hon. Eche Chris.
It was a very nice party, but award ceremonies shouldn't be held in a club
- Zikora Udenze
MORE COMING...
GRADUATE SENDFORTH PARTY
Favour lodge ifite - Saturday, 7:00pm till dawn! (Info by Rotr. A.B Nonyelu)
House of reps Hostel, Ifite - 7:00pm till dawn! (Info by Ceejay).
Congrats to respective graduating students!
NIGERIAN AIR FORCE RECRUITMENT FOR DIRECT SHORT SERVICES COMMISSION (DSSC22) 2013 FOR 2.2 HND/B.Sc GRADUATES
ce-recruitment- for-direct-shor t-services-comm ission-dssc-22- 2013/
ALL FRESH GRADUATES SHOULD APPLY
APPLICATIONS ARE INVITED FROM QUALIFIED NIGERIANS FOR DIRECT SHORT SERVICE
COMMISSION INTO THE NIGERIAN AIR FORCE IN THE UNDERLISTED DEPARTMENTS:
ACADEMIC PROFILE OF PROF. IKE ODIMEGWU (ASUU/UNIZIK CHAIRMAN)
in social and political philosophy and African metaphysical
anthropology. Completing his MA studies from the University of Nigeria
in the 1990s, he lectured briefly at the...
ASUU MAY CALL OFF STRIKE ON THE 1ST OF AUGUST
Academic Staff Union of Nigerian Universities might be called off next
Thursday.
Governor of Benue State, Mr Gabriel Suswam who dropped this hint
Friday said ASUU and the Federal Government had reached...
ZIKITES TUNE
'Kpekere' (plantain chips)
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