A pregnant
woman was
delivering but
she was finding
it very difficult....
The nurses as
usual yelled at
her: "push"....
But there were
no signs of the baby coming
forth, no matter
what they did.
About five
minutes later,
the baby's head came out
and asked:
BABY: Is this
Nigeria?
NURSE: Yes
BABY: What about Boko
Haram, are they
still killing?
NURSE: Yes
BABY: What
about ASUP? NURSE: Still on
strike
BABY:what about our
missing $20b
NURSE: still
missing. BABY: What
about the girls
abducted by
Boko Haram,
were they
rescued? NURSE: No
BABY: Is GEJ still
the president
of Nigeria?
NURSE: Yes
BABY: Are APC and PDP
accusing each
other and
holding each
other
responsible for everything that
happens in this
country?(Lest
they accuse
each other for
the delay of my delivery)
NURSE: Yes
BABY: Is the
National
Conference still
going on? NURSE: Yes
BABY:aaaaaaaaaaah!!!
!!!!
Am not coming
again ...
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