1. A man who removes his shoes to enter a taxi
2. A man who goes to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account
3. A man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he has slept
4. A man who watches news on tv and waves at a news reader
5. A nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot
to give him sleeping pills
6. A man who lowers his tv volume because he wants to read a text message
7. A man who sprays himself with Mortein to keep mosquitoes away
8. A man who polishes his shoes to take a passport size photo
9. A man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe
enough, then came down and started stoning.
ALL NA WASH...
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