KUSH SESSION (Episode 3) WITH MARTIN BECK NWORAH

You are welcomed to another edition of "Kush session". Today,we shall
be interviewing the President General of the "Runz babes" Association
of Unizik. We shall be asking her questions on her life,career as a
"runz babe" and on general issues. Be our guest.

MBN: You are welcomed to the studio.(Shakes the lady). Please you may
want to cover those two succulent melons very well. Its distracting
our viewers and me.

Runz babe: No problem. You know opportunity comes but once. So I
"gast" use this one to showcase some few things you know. Market is
dry these days.

MBN: ok. Thanks for the info. So tell us,as runz babes, what's your
primary duty in the society at large and especially here on campus?

Runz babe: thanks for that fine question handsome man. You see,we
relief men of their excessive stress,pains and emotional bruhaha. We
salvage some men and make sure they don't go insane by offering them
our fountain.

MBN: so do you offer these services of relief for free?

Runz babe: bad market!!! Not at all. It depends on the client and what
he wants. If its the marathon in a five star,then we will charge you
accordingly. If its the "one minute down" own,we may offer you free
testing.


MBN: (Eyes roll) free testing?

Runz babe: sure. You want some?

MBN: please write the name of your lodge and room number. We will
discuss after the session. So moving on,how do you recruit new
members?

Runz babe: well. The market is growing everyday and with the rich men
down there at main market Onitsha and other parts,its a boom. We
recruit new members by seeking out those who are interested in helping
solve life challenges. Those who are ready to help humanity and keep
her men sane. And its easy to find fresh ones.