THE DIARY OF A UNIZIK BABE BY MARTIN BECK NWORAH

DAY TWO
My room mate came in this evening and from the look on her face; I
imagined how stupid some guys can be. I looked closely at her feet.
And realised how dirty they were. "Babe, wetin happen naw, I bin fink
say dat dude carry u go 'Pals' for ...
temp site". She simply looked at
me, hissed and balanced her body on the bed. "Men can be so stupid"
she said to me,"imagine this Henry of a guy oooo, you were in this
room when he repeatedly called me that I should come out to pals
abi?". I simply nodded in affirmation and waited for the big
thing."Seriously,that guy is insane, do you know that he said I should
make my order, I placed mine totalling around 5,000". I shouted,"5
what!!!! My room mate simply adjusted her position, changed the
channel to Big Brother and continued her tale. "He was smiling and
didn't complain, since he was making mouth,I wanted to help him send
the money". "But Ann" I said,"you have not told me the reason why your
legs are this dirty". She hissed again and continued,"then after the
whole eating ,he said I should order for take-away and I did. I even
saw Stancy, that choir mistress wey dey date one honourable for Abuja,
she even collected on the guy's head". I couldn't control my laughter
again because I felt the guy was a real maga. And the girls living
opposite our room just came in now to cook indomie with our gas.
"After everything naw", my rummie continued "he asked if I could
escort him to Queens suite to see a friend". "And what did you do". "I
refused of course. Then he just got up looked straight into my eyes
and told me to payfor what I ate. Right before my eyes...he counted
2,000 naira andpaid for the things that he ate". The room was silent
for like 10seconds before the Umuahia babe sitting close to her burst
out into laughter, and all of us had a fair share. "But the question
is why your legs are dirty,because I know you would not have fought
with him,so what happened?".
"Relax, let me take my bath, I will tell you on the third day when I
come out from the bathroom.