Thursday, July 11, 2013

HAVING A "KNOWLEDGE" IS WORTH MUCH THAN A GOLD BY SAMUEL OKONKWO

During a robbery in Lagos, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to
you." Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. *This is called "MIND
CHANGING CONCEPT"* Changing the conventional way of thinking. Then a
lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!" *This is

called "BEING PROFESSIONAL" Focus only on what you are trained to do!*
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained)
told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary
school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got." The older robber
rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it
will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us
how much we robbed from the bank!"
*This is called "EXPERIENCE." Nowadays, experience is more important
than paper qualifications!* After the robbers had left, the bank
manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the
supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out N10 million from the
bank for ourselves and add it to the N70 million that we have
previously embezzled from the bank". *This is called "SWIMMING WITH
THE TIDE." Converting an unfavourable situation to your advantage!*
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
*This is called "KILLING BOREDOM." Personal happiness is more
important than your job*. The next day, the TV news reported that N100
million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and
counted, but they could only count N20 million. The robbers were very
angry and complained:"We risked our lives and only took N20 million.
The bank manager took N80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks
like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!" *This is called
"KNOWLEGE" its worth much more than a gold!*

3 comments:

  1. I gota say nice article man...knowledge is power

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  2. Dats realy a nice one...kip it up.

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  3. Gbosa!!! I luv dat.

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