As Nigerians are settling down to the reality of a new government, USN just gathered that the presidential elections was actually won by the candidate of Kowa Party in the just concluded presidential elections. Speaking to Newsmen in Abuja after sharing bottles of La Casera and groundnut cake, the media and publicity arm of the party presented the real and authentic results from INEC which clearly showed that the party's candidate won the election by a wide margin of three million from her closest opponent which was the candidate of April Fools Day Party (AFDP).
The party stated clearly that in the spirit of fair play, they will allow the APC to govern on the agreement that they will be assigned the sole function of providing entertainment for the villa and Sai Baba.
See the authentic results below
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