I looked at her without uttering a single word. I left the room and sat at the corridor, thinking of what I will do with this girl. I can't deal her now because I have totally been brought back to my correct senses. Imagine, after drinking Orijin bitters, Alomo bitters and Hollandia yoghurt, this girl just killed my mood. But bad comes to worst, its just the bum that was not what I expected. At least I will manage with the "real thing". So I reluctantly dragged myself into the room and there she was, watching Emmanuel TV.
I sat on the bed with her and slowly moved my hand around her waist. At that point when the man of God will pause his hand on the screen, I changed the channel immediately to avoid killing the mood. I focused my eyes on hers and told her that whatever happens, I still love her. So we started the preliminary touches before the main action. She was all over me and for a second, I didn't notice her bony bum. Just as I was about to romantically pull off her jean, she licked my ears and proudly announced;
I sat on the bed with her and slowly moved my hand around her waist. At that point when the man of God will pause his hand on the screen, I changed the channel immediately to avoid killing the mood. I focused my eyes on hers and told her that whatever happens, I still love her. So we started the preliminary touches before the main action. She was all over me and for a second, I didn't notice her bony bum. Just as I was about to romantically pull off her jean, she licked my ears and proudly announced;
"Darling, I'm on my red season".
HMMM...I pretended like I didn't hear what she said and rushed to unhook her bra when she said it in clear words.
"Oga,I'm on my period oooo".
Another blow!!!
I just got up, left her in the room and rushed off to Garuba square. I never stopped asking myself why I'll invest so much money on this cause and I won't gain anything. Chai...chai...chai....this one na romantic yahoo yahoo. I looked around the square and it seems nobody knew what I just went through. At this point, D'Prince's song came to my mind; "On your own ooo...on your own oooo".
"John come. Thank God you came around...I really didn't know how I came to this square sef"
So when John came and sat with me, I detailed everything that happened to him. From our encounter at Management, to the expenditures at Destiny Pots and finally, the romantic yahoo yahoo that just happened inside my room. He listened with rapt attention and nodded his head at intervals. I felt he was on my side because from the way he reacted to the stories, I believe he would've done very serious things to the girl if he was the one. So after narrating my stories, John extended his hand to me and asked;
"Brother Maurice, have you accepted Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior?"
Huh?
"Brother Maurice, this is a sign that the kingdom needs you. Take this flyer and come for fellowship today".
Chai...I am completely finished. I gazed at John and just as I was about slapping him, I woke up from my sleep.
End of "That UNIZIK Babe and Bum Pad"
This story was written and sponsored by
Maurice Abba
(Manager, Diary Of A Unizik Babe)
In the next USN SSF, we shall be starting with a new story;
(Manager, Diary Of A Unizik Babe)
In the next USN SSF, we shall be starting with a new story;
"My 300 level Mass Comm love"
Chai USN...I'm so enjoying this Saturday specials. I can't wait for the mass comm love.
ReplyDeleteLOL....you go fear Emmanuel t.v
ReplyDeletehaahahahahahha>>>This Maurice of a guy is really trying ooooooooooooooo. MBN really got a perfect guy for this Saturday session.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for the Mass Comm story...that's my class ooooooooooooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteI'm so loving this story. USN is the real thing now.
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