USN SSF: That Unizik Babe And Bum Pad

I never prayed for this day to come. In my heart, I wanted a Unizik babe that will drive me crazy and make me spend all my money on her. Chomie had the Rihanna body but here in Nigeria,"na Kim K own sure pass". I made it clear to her that I needed to see things and hold things very well. I don't need to imagine; after all you don't imagine spending my money...you spend it. So after much hesitation, she promised me that she'll do something positive about it in no time. My parents just paid in my monthly allowance and as a caring wannabe boyfriend, I gave her 80% of the total amount. I'm caring abi?

 



Exactly two weeks from that day, I saw her along the hall way of Management Sciences. From the angle I saw her, I believed my dreams of finally getting my Chomie to be the perfect UNIZIK babe with the looks of Beyonce and the body of Nicki Minaj has come true. I wasted no time in imploring the spirit of Casanova in me to help me capture her heart again. I focused all my attention on her and didn't know when I jammed our lecturer who have sworn in his anger to deal ruthlessly with me. Before he could say anything, I already told him to make it a double carry-over and I continued on my journey to meet my Kim K of Unizik. With my eyes focused on the ultimate prize, I approached her with all happiness and excitement as I turned on my fine boy swag...her bum has increased and as a guy; I didn't know the difference. For me...bum na bum.

 

 

I was speaking but I didn't understand myself. My eyes and attention were focused on this grand prize which increased tremendously and I couldn't wait to explore the Sahel Savanna. Then came the bashing; "You ehhh, you claim to be caring and blah blah blah...imagine...in fact...ok oooo, see you Maurice, I'll so deal with you".
After saying this, she turned and was walking down the long hall of management sciences. Personally, nothing kills a guy more than watching a girl walk away and he just stands there...starring and admiring whatever you may wish to call it. Its overkilling.

 

I raced after her immediately and promised to buy lunch for her if we left the school immediately. My lodge was behind Destiny Pots and the condition she gave me was that the lunch will be from DP or nothing else. My brothers and sisters, with what I'm seeing; I even added a bottle of fruit wine on top. As we walked out of the faculty, I realised why Timaya and Iyanya won't get enough. I flagged down a keke Napep and he turned down the request of going to Ifite School gate. I offered him 500 naira for a drop and we happily hopped in. At intervals, I would cast a devilish gaze on her bosoms and address them silent;"mmechaa unu ife today eehh" (After dealing with you today eehh). The babe was busy with her phone and I was telling my guys on our whatsapp group that "I don hammer".

 

As we approached school gate, I told the keke to drop us outside school in front of Destiny Pots and he insisted I give him 100 naira extra. I didn't argue with him because my mind was already singing with Wizkid; "I want your body sleeping in my bed...I want your body sleeping in my bed". When we got into D.P, she requested for a take away of 2K with ice cream making it 3,500 naira. I had only 1K in my wallet so I rushed out and used the ATM in front of D.P. In this game, time was of the essence. There was light so I needed my AC to help me in doing some part of the work. I rushed in, paid for the stuffs and proudly told them to keep the change. The babe was just smiling at my excitement.

 

Fast forward to my room and time for action. With Celion Dion's song in the background, a romantic movie on the screen, the AC chilling our bodies and my romantic eyes, we were set for action. She stood up to examine herself in the mirror and I took the opportunity to attack her from behind. I held her softly and caressed down to her thighs. In that sensual moment, she turned and smiled back...I planted a soft kiss on her forehead and moved my hands slowly down to the "bum" of attraction. It was soft and everything I expected it to be...chai chai chai...deris is (complete it yourself).

We gradually increased our pace of action because I had a 4 o'clock practical in the evening. The upper chambers were already dangling and uptight in action. As we slowly moved down, she removed something and I saw something...

WHAT!!!!! JEEEEEEZ!!!!!


HEEEEEEY!!!

BUM PADS!!! I HAF DEAD OOO

"Guy,stop shouting naw...is this the first time you're seeing it? Are you not the one who wanted a Kim K's body?"

I sat down on my reading desk and like a flashback, my mind went first to the lecturer I scorned, the carry over I am sure of, the money wasted and all the anticipation in readiness for the real action. All were in vain. Chai...this one na real scam....

To be continued next week Saturday...

 

This story was written and sponsored by:

Maurice Abba
(Manager, Diary Of A Unizik Babe)