Thursday, January 31, 2013

ZIKITES!!! GTB BANK GIFT SPLASH 2DAY

Fellow Zikites!!

GTB BANK is Having a Gift Splash @GARUBA SQUARE 2day!!!! A Car'll be Given OUT to One Student + Mobile Phones...


Wow!! Be there..

Monday, January 28, 2013

THE SCIENCE OF LOVE

[The Science of Love]

*. There are three phases to falling in love and different hormones are involved at each stage.

*. Events occurring in the brain when we are in love have similarities with mental illness.

*. When we are attracted to somebody, it could be because subconsciously we like their genes.

*. Smell could be as important as looks when it comes to the fanciability factor. We like the look and smell of people who are most like our parents.

People are usually in 'cloud nine' when they fall in love. Flushed cheeks, a racing heart beat and clammy hands are some of the outward signs of being in love. But inside the body there are definite chemical signs that cupid has fired his arrow.
When it comes to love it seems we are at the mercy of our biochemistry. One of the best known researchers in this area is Helen Fisher of Rutgers University in New Jersey. She has proposed that we fall in love in three stages. Each involving a different set of chemicals.


[Three Stages of Falling in Love]


Stage 1: Lust

Lust is driven by the sex hormones testosterone and oestrogen. Testosterone is not confined only to men. It has also been shown to play a major role in the sex drive of women. These hormones as Helen Fisher says "get you out looking for anything".

Stage 2: Attraction

This is the truly love-struck phase. When people fall in love they can think of nothing else. They might even lose their appetite and need less sleep, preferring to spend hours at a time daydreaming about their new lover.
In the attraction stage, a group of neuro-transmitters called 'monoamines' play an important role:

*. Dopamine - Also activated by cocaine and nicotine.

*. Norepinephrine - Otherwise known as adrenalin. Starts us sweating and gets the heart racing.

*. Serotonin - One of love's most important chemicals and one that may actually send us temporarily insane.

Stage 3: Attachment

This is what takes over after the attraction stage, if a relationship is going to last. People couldn't possibly stay in the attraction stage forever, otherwise they'd never get any work done!
Attachment is a longer lasting commitment and is the bond that keeps couples together when they go on to have children. Important in this stage are two hormones released by the nervoussystem, which are thought to play a role in social attachments:

*. Oxytocin - This is released by the hypothalamus gland during child birth and also helps the breast express milk. It helps cement the strong bond between mother and child. It is also released by both sexes during orgasm and it is thought that it promotes bonding when adults are intimate. The theory goes that the more sex a couple has, the deeper their bond becomes

*. Vasopressin - Another important chemical in the long-term commitment stage. It is an important controller of the kidney and its role in long-term relationships was discovered when scientists looked at the prairie vole..



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Understand What You Read...

Sometimes when you read in school or just for fun, and it is hard to understand what is really going on in the story. Follow these tips and you will be able to understand a lot more!


1
Make sure you understand all the words you are reading .

2
If there is a word you are unclear about, ask someone who knows, or look in a dictionary so everything is crystal clear .

3
Read the words, and picture everything that you read in your head like its a movie and you are the director .It may seem like more work, but it is a lot more fun,and it will help you remember and understand what you are reading a lot better.


*. Understand the important details.
*. If you have a lot of words put it in a summary.





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The World's Largest Painting Is Here In Nigeria..

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the largest Painting in the world is here in Nigeria. The painting measures 3,130.55 m² (33,696 ft² 138.2 in²).

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records-1000/largest-painting-by-numbers/






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Sunday, January 27, 2013

(JOKES) I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING....

1. (GIRL IN A LIBRARY)

A Guy asked a girl in a library; "Do you mind if I sit beside you". The girl answered with a loud voice I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!". All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him "I study psychology and i know what a man is thinking, I guess u felt embarrassed right?
The guy with a loud voice said "5000 Naira JUST FOR ONE NIGHT HABA THAT'S TOO MUCH Ooo!!!
and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears "I study law and I know how to make someone feel guilty".



2. (SHARP MAD MAN)

A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise. So, one of them entered the Pilot's Cabin;

MADMAN: Teach me how to fly a plane!

PILOT: I would, but under one condition.

MADMAN: What?

PILOT: If you can get your colleagues to keep quiet.

(5 minutes later, the plane was very quiet!

PILOT: Wow!! How did you get them to keep quiet?

MADMAN: I opened the door and asked them to go and play outside!!!






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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Unizik S.U.G Honour Dean..

The Students Union Government of the Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka, Anambra State, has honored the immediate past Dean, Faculty of Social Sciences, Prof. Edmund Egboh, as the most outstanding dean of the university.
Presenting the award on behalf of the students' body, Dr. Ezenwa flanked by the SUG executives said the award to Egboh was in recognition of his laudable achievements.
Prof. Egboh had recently upgraded and
refurbished the faculty complex; reconstructed networks of roads within the faculty and built lobbies for students' class discussions and social activities.

He also purchased a car for the smooth running of the faculty'activities. The outgoing dean while delivering his valedictory speech attributed his successes to the support of both the staff and students of the faculty and the university's vicechancellor, who he said encouraged him to make use of the internally generated revenue for the faculty's development.

"Most of these projects were also carried out
through competitive bidding by contractors to
ensure transparency and both staff and students of the faculty provided the moral support which saw the actualization of these projects," Egboh said.

During his tenure both lecturers and students affirmed that the faculty produced several PhD holders and other categories of graduates while they also acknowledged his staff welfare support.
The Vice Chancellor, Prof. Boniface Egboka, while commissioning the projects described the efforts as marvelous and the result of what willpower can do. He charged other deans and those holding different positions to always strive to make positive changes while in office.
The VC also lauded the staff and students of the faculty for their support towards the actualization of the dean's dreams.



Source: National Mirror Online.




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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

She Was Shot Dead, A UNIZIK 400 Level Medical Student (Chioma Obikel Nwosu)

Chioma Obikel Nwosu (RIP), a 400 level medical student of Popular Nnamdi Azikiwe University Awka (UNIZIK) in Anambra state Nigeria was killed on August 31st, 2012 by some unidentified gunmen.

23-year old Chioma was stopped by some
unknown gunmen while traveling on that Friday afternoon and in her bid to escape, luck ran out on her as she was shot. She later passed on in the hospital.

She Was Buried In Her Home Town On The 13th Of September 2012..





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Did You Know ?? Gov. Obi Donated A Bus To Unizik's Law Faculty.

The Governor of Anambra State, Mr Peter Obi donated a 20-seater air conditioned bus to the faculty of Law, Nnamdi Azikiwe University Awka under the programme of Anambra State Integrated Development Strategies(ANIDS).

The Governor who said this was part of
promoting education in the country, expressed his readiness to support development in the state.

The University Community, after receiving the bus thanked the Governor for his effort in promoting Education in the state, and also urged him to continue in his plans to transform the state to the next level.




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Sunday, January 20, 2013

(LWKM O!!) AKPOS AND THE INTERVIEWER

JOB INTERVIEW

INTERVIEWER: Tell me the opposite of good.

AKPOS: Bad.

INTERVIEWER: Come.

AKPOS: Go.

INTERVIEWER: Ugly.

AKPOS: Fine.

INTERVIEWER: You are wrong!

AKPOS: You are right!

INTERVIEWER: Shut up!

AKPOS: Keep talking!

INTERVIEWER: Ok now stop all that.

AKPOS: Ok now carry on all that.

INTERVIEWER: Get out!

AKPOS: Come in!

INTERVIEWER: Oh my GOD.

AKPOS: Oh my devil.

INTERVIEWER: You are rejected.

AKPOS: I'm selected. :D







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Saturday, January 19, 2013

NUC REVEALS UNIZIK COUNSELLING CENTRE, BEST IN SOUTH-EAST NIGERIA!!!

Other universities that also emerged winners
based on geographical zones are:

1. University of Lagos (South-West)
2. University of Benin (South-South);
3. University of Ilorin (North-Central);
4. University of Maiduguri (North-East); and
5. Bayero University, Kano (North-West)

The list of winners was disclosed during a Forum held on Tuesday, January 15, 2013 to formally present the "Guidelines for the Establishment of Counselling and Human Development Centres and Bench Statements on Student Support Services and Facilities in Nigerian Universities."

The Forum which was chaired by the
Honourable Minister for Education, Professor
Ruqqayya Ahmed Rufa'i, OON was attended by Vice-Chancellors, Deans of Students' Affairs and Directors of Counseling Centres of Federal, States and Private Universities in
Nigeria.


Source: Nigerian University News..





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