Tuesday, August 27, 2013

PINEAPPLE CAN'T GO THROUGH YOUR ANUS.

3 men went 2 hunt & were caught by human-eaters. Dey begged dem not 2
kil dem & dey agreed under one condition. Dat 3 of dem should go & get
fruits, 10 each.

D 1st man returned with 10 oranges & he was asked 2 slot dem in2 his
anus without making a sound. He did but at d 3rd one, he shouted & he
was killed.

D 2nd man returned wit 10 berries & he was asked 2 do d same. He did,
but at d 9th one, he began 2 laugh & he was killed. When d 1st man saw
d 2nd man in heaven, he asked him why he started laughing when he
almost suceeded. D 2nd man replied dat he began 2 laugh when he saw d
3rd man returning wit pineapples...!
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