Chi-Chi is my next door neighbor and ever since she became the runner-up to the Miss Hostel(of our lodge), she has not stopped ranting on how she will take Anambra State by storm by becoming the number one queen and model in the state. Repeatedly, she would barge into my room without knocking especially when I have a new babe to sample. She will jump straight on the bed with her bum shots and dare the girl to do her worst. I'll quietly leave the room for her and make use of Emeka's room for my service.
So earlier today, I saw the advert for the Miss Anambra 2015 form. I knew she always wanted to explore her talents in pageantry and become better. So without waiting for a second notification, I rushed into her room wearing only my boxer and ordered her to download the form from http://www.absradiotv.com/ . Out of excitement, we rushed to her lappy and started the download of the form without notice of my errrrrm. She then started blabbing;
"I will so deal with these girls ehhhh...I will show them the stuff I am made of." Her internet server blanked out and she blamed it on her village witches who never wanted her to become a super model and the Queen of our state. So we reopened it again at http://www.absradiotv.com/
"Beck ehhh...with my voice, sweet attitude, wife material and these assets you're seeing, I will..." I cut her short.
"What assets please?, these things are liabilities madam, they can't turn me on."
"Chaiiii...Beck, you wan try me? You know you've never resisted me for once. I will just make you forget you're the S.U.G P.R.O, forget your reg number and even forget the way to your room."
"I don here, just download and fill the form from http://www.absradiotv.com/ . You can go and show that to the world. I'm still a V... errrrm...remember to inform Vivian, Ada, Lizzy, Cindy and that your friend who is always looking for who to seduce. Let them go and show the world what they're made of. "
"Thanks boo...I love you till infinity...you go provide the money for hair naw; as big boy wey you be."
"Story for the gods."
You can forward the link to your friends through Whatsapp, BBM, Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter, 2go, Pinterest, Facebook, Google+ and all social medias so they can download it as well. http://www.absradiotv.com/
LOL! I was not really interested but because of this story, I will go for the form. Beck you too get mouth..chai
ReplyDeletehahaha...Martin Beck and his stories. The advert for this na one million. Hope say them pay you well for this massive publicity?
ReplyDeletewoooo...Thanks for the info and download link. I have so much waited for this pageantry. God help me this year.
ReplyDeletehehehe...you go fear money for hair naw. I will inform my junior sister shaa.
ReplyDeletePlease ooooo...my own is to date the girl that will win. USN abeg inform us after the whole show make I chase the babe wey win.
ReplyDeleteLOL>..hustler like you.
DeleteBeautiful storyline. I just fell in love with this pageantry via this story. Hope it will be free and fair. I know Ruthie will like this.
ReplyDeleteLOL>>>Amara my dear ooo...Seems like I rushed here with you. Someone just shared this link with me and i'm off to download the form.
DeleteLOL...funny tho.
DeleteWhat of Mr.Anambra?
ReplyDeleteWooo. Miss Anambra..nice...I think I know that girl they used there.
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