In a court trial, a lawyer called his first witness who happens to an elderly grandmother, to the box, and began to cross examine her.
Lawyer : "Mama Vero " do you know me.
Mama Vero: yes, i do know you lawyer pollus. I've known you since you were a young boy, and to be frank, you have been a disapointment to your parents and to the society, you are a liar, you cheat people including your wife.You manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.You think you are a big man when you don't even have brain and manners. Yes' i know u!..
The lawyer was stunned, not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and
asked again;
Lawyer Pollus: "Mama Vero" do you know the defence lawyer?
She replied;
Mama Vero: yes i do, i've known lawyer Gideon since he was a young boy too, he has been your very good friend because the two of you have the same character. He has also been a very lazy man and he has a drinking problem. Infact, he is a criminal, he can't even build a normal relationship with
anyone, his law pratice is one of the worst in the country.
Not to mention, he cheated on his wife with more than 3 different women, one of them
was your wife, yes, i know him.
The defence lawyer almost fainted.
Just then, the judge called both lawyers to his table and in a very quiet voice, said, ''if any of you idiots ask her if she knows me, l will make sure you lose your license. 😆😆😆😆
Lawyer : "Mama Vero " do you know me.
Mama Vero: yes, i do know you lawyer pollus. I've known you since you were a young boy, and to be frank, you have been a disapointment to your parents and to the society, you are a liar, you cheat people including your wife.You manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.You think you are a big man when you don't even have brain and manners. Yes' i know u!..
The lawyer was stunned, not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and
asked again;
Lawyer Pollus: "Mama Vero" do you know the defence lawyer?
She replied;
Mama Vero: yes i do, i've known lawyer Gideon since he was a young boy too, he has been your very good friend because the two of you have the same character. He has also been a very lazy man and he has a drinking problem. Infact, he is a criminal, he can't even build a normal relationship with
anyone, his law pratice is one of the worst in the country.
Not to mention, he cheated on his wife with more than 3 different women, one of them
was your wife, yes, i know him.
The defence lawyer almost fainted.
Just then, the judge called both lawyers to his table and in a very quiet voice, said, ''if any of you idiots ask her if she knows me, l will make sure you lose your license. 😆😆😆😆
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Funky Judge. Hilarious
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ReplyDeleteHehehehe,..am confused a bit,..how do the old woman know the two lawyers,..had it been she was asked about the judge,.she would have had something to say,..Lolxxxx--anyway finally its all joke..hahahahaha.
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