KUSH SESSION WITH MARTIN BECK NWORAH

Some headlines have become boring to us and I feel they should stop
feeding us the trash. Let them settle their scores and allow us some
fresh air for once in this nation.
1. ASUU
Please everybody concerned in that feud should get a life. Even the
journalists who put up headline like "ASUU Strike;end in sight?". We
don't care whether it ends or not,they...
should either teach at primary
schools or come work for me.
2. APC+nPDP+PDP
These old men must realize that they're annoying us as the day goes
by. Your aim,vision and mission is the same thing. I have a feeling
that it is only in Nigeria that opposition has to do with not being in
power rather than political ideology. 7:00am news,"PDP,APC,nPDP
says...". We are tired of them. They should all go and rent a shop
beside that aboki who sells sweet suya opposite my lodge.
3. Rivers Governor and Presidency.
President is the elder brother while Rotimi is the junior brother
forming big boy for the elder. An advice;both parties should stop
occupying our front pages...let them go for temperaments lesson at
Patience's school. She will teach them the grammar to use in settling
their feud.
Special announcement:
1. PlayStation 4 is out for those living in Awka and the returning
Zikites. Check with your local dealer.
2. Ifite babes have upgraded. Since boys were hustling and making so
much money during the strike,they have decided to increase the amount
for services. You'll have the updated list in our next session.
3. For temp siters,there is a new plaza at the junction,don't forget
to take your aristo there to upgrade you.
4. For those asking for the contact of the man that chews wood and
sticks at ifite market,his business card will be available soon.
5. Stay cool,don't copy and paste. Share USN with your friends and be
blessed. If you're staying at or near five decken,come down to that
new spot and take one bottle of "O mpa".
Till our next session,I remain sincerely your brother in Kush Republic
MBN, reporting for USN.