KUSH SESSION (Episode 2) WITH MARTIN BECK NWORAH

You are welcomed to another edition of "Kush session". Now in our last session,many of you pleaded with me to give you the contact of the man that chews sticks,wood and recently upgraded to chewing iron at Ifite market. So I went the extra mile to get you something more;I brought...

him into the studio today and we shall be interviewing him on his
talents,life and how he has been managing his fame. Enjoy!!!
MBN: You're welcomed to the "Kush Session with Martin Beck Nworah"
sir,its quite an honour that you came here today inspite of your tight
schedule.
Stick Man: I yamu gratingful that you invitation me today(Chews wood).
Its not being easing with the amonutation of publicity I getting these
days. I'm happy for the talent of chewing sticks.
MBN: So sir,tell us,how did you discover this talent or was it in born?
Stick man: (laughs for 10 mins) To performance or having this
talenting,your brain must undergo some adjustments. So when I figured
out that this is what I want,I just found myself chewing sticks along
1st market and 2nd market at Ifite.(Chews rod)
MBN: How do you intend to improve on your brand sir and make yourself
more popular?
Stick Man: It depends on when I return to what you people call normal
sense(chews stick). You saw...
MBN: Its see sir not saw.
Stick Man: (Breaks bottle) Does you knew I has Doctorate in
Englishing? Why correction me? You want to chew this? (Brandishes
stick in front of MBN's mouth)
MBN: Sorry Sir. We heard you ordered for fresh supplies of Gucci
sticks, Louis Vuitton rods, Versace woods and Omega brooms. Is that
not too much? Won't you get tired? (Hold up a foam to protect his
face)
Stick Man: (meditates for 5 mins) Let me ask you,can you be tiredness
of doing the "thing"(points to the lady handling the camera)?
MBN: Which thing sir? I don't understand.
Stick Man: (grinds bottle and shakes his head) For the last time
MBN,do you get tired of seeing different sizes,shapes and colours?
(Stands up and faces MBN)
MBN: No sir, in fact I love it sir.
Stick Man: When last did you do it?
MBN: I'm the one interviewing you sir please.
Stick Man: (chews wood) want to talk?
MBN: Yes sir! Just now sir. Few minutes before you came into the
studio sir. With that lady sir.
Stick Man: Good boy. So carry your questions and everything and get
out. (To camera girl) Come and give it to me.
(Chases MBN out of the studio,chews stick and locks the door) .
MBN: I'm still waiting for him to come out after 2 hours. I'm still
hearing sounds. I will keep you updated.
Till our next session, I remain sincerely your brother in Kush
Republic MBN, reporting for USN.