I was searching for Stancy's lip gloss in her bag when I stumbled upon
a letter. But on careful examination of the material,it was a poem.
Stancy was busy watching Melvin as...
heconsoled our Nigerian born Ash***
on the eviction of Angelo. AsI perused through the poem,I saw "Ode to
thy two melons O Stancy". Stancy my room mate was being stalked by the
guy who wrote this and I guess he was not in love with her but
themelons and having been turned down several times by Stancy,he
decided to take it to another level. Need the poem? Here it goes..."To
thy melons I hail thee O Stancy. The two gatemen who art ready to
defend thy mistress. Thy tiny seed did Kelvin eat last week. On the
road while jogging,thy two soldiers go up and down in a dramatic
rhythmical form that made Obinna enter the gutter while looking upon
thee. O great melons,thy power I invoke to fill my hands. For thy love
I needth not,but for thy melons I spendeth thus. From Pals' to Fayrouz
spot,you should know I ply for thy melons. When thy melonsare packaged
and sitteth upon thy enclosure,my mind brings them out in the lecture
hall as I gaze on you...and allow flies to enter my mouth. O noble
melons of Stancy,how long must I wait before I hold thee. From they
meloneth admirer. Ajanko!" And just raising up my face to look at
Stancy and behold the very topic of discussion,I couldn't hold it back
again...I simply blurted out,"baby na ijuru ejunu..orobo ki bo ki bo"
uniziks has got talents. Am following this up, nice works, thumbs up !
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