THE DIARY OF A UNIZIK BABE BY MARTIN BECK NWORAH

DAY ONE:
This old man who has refused to retire was in class today,I really
didn't know what to do so I decided to ping away. I viewed the picture
of this hot dude who I met at the canteen the ...
day before. He is
tall,handsome and ahhhhh those lips...I wish I could kiss the lips. I
just hope he doesn't know I'm thinking about him this way. He walked
up to me and said 'hi' but as a confirm Ifite babe,I had to put up
some attitude. He drew near to me,bent over and wanted to whisper
something into my ear. The guy's name is Jeff and he is a player of
the first order. Though intelligent and down to earth,I wonder why he
can't stick his hefty office into one department. Girls know his
tactics like the great Casanova and we were always on the look out.
Hence immediately he bent over,I jumped up and in the process,my two
'dis tin' brushed his chest...I hated myself. And facing him now,I
retorted to just a simple hi,"what can I do for you,I know you want to
add me to your
list but that won't work". My words drew attention at the canteen and
tiny crowds have started circling including my friends and his who
were in the canteen. "Calm down miss,I just wanted to..." "Wanted to
do what" I cut him short again,"you think I am like stancy and jancy
who you 'limpopoed' the same night?" At this,our little crowd burst
into laughter and all this while,the guy was just staring at me. After
the noise subsided,he simply drew back,mounted on one of the plastic
seats and shouted out to everyone towards my direction,"Everybody,
look at the back of her skirt,the skirt wastorn and I was seeing the
pink tight which was disturbing my sight. I simply wanted to tell her
to adjust but since she has made it a public scene,please feel free to
see it". Dear diary,don't even ask me how I felt. But seriously,I had
friends who would've told me to adjust or covered me or even called my
attention. No they wouldn't,they were busy admiring the handsome
Jeff. Jeeeez,and I just called him handsome again. Don't even ask me
what I did after that announcement...ok...no problem...I will tell you
on the second day. Let me go and buy "fries",its already late and my
room mate went out with her recent maga. Plenty of gist when she
returns but don't worry...you will hear them all.