THAT CERTIFIED IFITE MUGU - Maurice Abba

"Guy I swear ehhh,that babe na full package."

 I touched the ground and raised it to the high heavens while affirming to Emeka that Jane is the in-thing now. Although I had an early morning exam tomorrow(monday),I needed to have some fun that sunday afternoon.

Emeka warned me that Jane was a no nonsense lady. She will raise your hope to the heavens and allow them to crash to the grounds. But as a sharp bad guy,I continued saying,"shawti say she no come for the money oooo...she come for my body oooo...." So after much pleading fell on deaf ears,I called her and invited her over to my lodge. In less than twelve minutes,she arrived in a red short gown,revealing her contours to my hungry eyes. For my mind,"Today na today...this 'ukwu' will never pass me by" as I admired her.

 

 She threw her full weight on the bed without a second thought and my excitement was out of this world. I switched on my A.C,brought out a romantic movie I have not watched since I got a hot slap from Sylvia and balanced myself beside her on the bed,waiting for activation.

"Oga Mau,won't you offer me refreshment before ravishing me?"

The question came as shocker. But with what I'm seeing,I can do anything to have her. She made a short list of what she wanted;rice with chicken and Chivita juice. That was about #1,500 and I had only #750. Not wanting to mess up,I rushed over to Emeka's room and pleaded with him to lend me 1K.

"Guy shee I warn you. This babe no go give you punani ooooo. See you don dey spend now."

"Bring something jooor. No spoil this thing for me oooo.I don warn you"

I zoomed off to Destiny Pots and returned with her meal. I bought a bottle of wine instead of the Chivita to prove my seriousness to her. She smiled,gave me a kiss on my forehead and in less than 15 minutes,she has finished everything. In my heart I was singing,"Joy,nothing but joy...". The Air Condition was fully active and when the romantic movie got to a romantic scene,I decided to make use of the opportunity to browse her body.

"I'm on red"

Did someone speak? I purposely ignored her and continued my movement till she repeated with much force.

"Maurice I said I'm on my period. Don't you understand? Do you want to injure me?"

Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiii! See Gobe

I insisted on seeing the thing and when I felt something with my hand, I angrily sent her out of my room and in less than 5 minutes,I got a text message from her.

"Check well before believing.tankz 4 d lunch bae...this babe was not on her period afterall.used the pad as a cover...LOL"

Nonsense.

It was not the best of mornings for me because I rushed out of the lodge for my 8.00am paper and on getting to the bus stand at perm site, I realized I forgot my wallet at my lodge. It was less than five minutes to 8.00am and the paper we had that morning is one I have always dreaded in my entire life. If I decide to go back to my lodge, that means I may risk the paper and I never wanted to think about that. I was still in this dilemma when Clara walked passed me.

I asked her out a few days ago and she turned me down on the basis that I'm MBN's prodigy, she needed MBN himself or nothing else. I rushed up to her and pleaded with her to loan me 20 naira for that morning and she blatantly turned down the request; insisting I must part with MBN's number if she is to help me. I was still fuming when Fred alighted from the shuttle that just dropped him at the park.

"Guy, them don postpone the exams ooo...na tomorrow tinz."

I gave Clara a long hiss and raced back to Uchenna Lodge in the hope that I will get some extra sleep. Immediately I entered my lodge, I saw three guys standing at the corridor and seriously chanting.

"Are you gonna dance oooo...if I show you my money...baby are you gonna dance if I show you the way.....Jisooooooossssss......I will show you the moni ooooo...baby move for me"

The other guy turned and hugged me excitedly while proclaiming;

"Oga Maurice, Nairabet don pay oooooo"

My mood lighted up because one of them was owing me 5K and as Nairabet has paid them,I believe he will pay me my money. I approached him and before I could ask for my money,he first spoke up.

"Guy Jane don collect the money ooo,she talk say you send am make she use the money buy food items"


"Ja wetin? Chai...guy guy guy why you no call me to confirm naw?"

 

 To be continued next week saturday on our USN-SSF.

This story was written and sponsored by

Maurice Abba.
Manager.
Diary Of A Unizik Babe.