HON PATRICK OBAHIAGBON ON GAY MARRIAGE BAN

The onye isi of grammar, the one and only honourable Patrick
Obahiagbon has lent his voice to the recent gay marriages ban in
Nigeria.
Read his reaction to the ban below:
"Alas oppressionism has befuddled the appendage of the innocent gayous
Nigerian. I am overghastedly flabberwhelmed at the current social
media crinkum-krankum set ablaze in the furnace gargantuan gaga fully
odoriferous and bugabooish in this phase and time.
The drama is combustible. The police, our most obliquyous
Machiavellian baga-bubu has begun their disdain of molestation. The
legal intercontinental ballistic missile unsaphronisationistically
unleashed by Mr President has caused a global rejection, commotion,
and OBAMA has pooh-poohed his mumbo-jumbo.
Nigeria has maniacally accepted a perfidious hockery-pockery of a
legalisationism whilst ignoring the poverty portraits on that
bewildered, repugnant, wretched faces of the earth.
This is not terra ferma for me and it is clearly a terra incognito.
The discobolus generated by the sola-campus nuances is flawless like
the biblical 'MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN'.
Now the country is in a political Bermuda Triangle and if we do not
take very urgent and responsible steps to meander the interstices of
eschewable cataracts, land mines waterfronts, icebergs and ox bow
lakes of the gay ban, the ship of the Nigerian state has all the
capacities and possibilities of berthing in the disastrous and
pestilential aqua of a terminus aquem"
Oh my gosh! See vexation wey no be small.
Any interpreter in the house? ?